Your Parents Should Listen To Marilyn Manson

So the parents have told you not to listen to Marilyn Manson, "Oh that's the Devil's Music!" Stay away from that, don't let such sins and temptations touch your ears and infect your pure thoughts and American dreams.

Wake up folks, and stop burning witches! You need to listen to Marilyn Manson, everyone should, even parents. God loves Marilyn Manson. He really does, well kind of.

Has everyone forgotten about the band KISS? Surely from their generation, no? I can remember my mom playing old KISS albums while cleaning the house when I was just a toddler, surely any parent can handle a little rock-n-roll?

You and your parents should listen to Marilyn Manson, just the way me and my mom listened to KISS, and it's as simple as that. Ever album Marilyn Manson has put out simply rocks. Have you heard the latest album The Golden Age Of Grotesque ?

How about some of the old classics like: Antichrist Superstar and Mechanical Animals (Explicit Cover)

Manson albums are timeless, even after a decade still my favorite Portrait of an American Family. Simply put, these are some of the finest American rock albums to come out in a good long while. I have been listening to Marilyn Manson for a very long time and your parents should listen to them too!

I even like the ACS remix CD - Remix & Repent.

How about the Willy Wonka style classic that helped start it all Smells Like Children.

Remember metal lunchboxes? I always felt a certain kinship to the track "Lunchbox" and of course I highly recommend the ep for the song: Lunchbox. I can remember wanting to take metal lunch boxes to school and the next time some kid would give me shit I was gonna smack them in the stomach with the lunchbox and then push them down. Funny things kids do huh?

Anyway, Marilyn Manson puts out good music. Music for the family. The problem is, parents are too wound up in this conservative microcosm of guilt that they have been spoon-fed since their early Saturday morning cartoon days as well, so they in turn have tried to feed it to you.

I say, on xmas, and election day buy your parents a Marilyn Manson album! What album should you buy them? I know most likely you aren't that political yet, maybe so who knows... but considering the current situation with George Bush, get Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death)